Charles Dickens on maximizing the New Year

My first post for the year is an excerpt from Charles Dickens 'David Copperfield'. It contains what has become a very popular maxim on procrastination - one of my greatest 'vices', and one that must be conquered this year.


'My dear young friend', said Micawber, 'I am older than you; a man of some experience in life, and - and of some experience, in short, in difficulties, generally speaking. At present, and until something turns up (which I am, I may say, hourly expecting), I have nothing to bestow but advice. Still my advice is so far worth taking that - in short, that I have never taken it myself, and am the' - here Mr Micawber, who had been beaming and smiling, all over his head and face, up to the present moment, checked himself and frowned - 'the miserable wretch you behold.'

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'...My advice is, never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time. Collar him!'

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'My other piece of advice, Copperfield,' said Mr Micawber, 'you know. Annual income, twenty pounds; annual expenditure, nineteen ninety-six; result, happiness. Annual income, twenty pounds; annual expenditure, twenty pounds ought and six; result, misery. The blossom is blighted, the leaf is withered, the God of the day goes down upon the dreary scene, and - and, in short, you are for ever floored. As I am!'

31 Responses to "Charles Dickens on maximizing the New Year"

Danny Bagucci said... 05 January 2009 01:02

Brilliant bro... Need to get some charles dickens under my belt again.... after exams that is...

Guess I have to admit that procrastination has also had me many times.. Hoping to change that this year tho... Howz the screwtape letters thingy going?

Just...Toluwa said... 05 January 2009 01:03

I have felt the misery of procastination...so true talk wen u say "neva do tomorrow what you can do today".

Nice start for the yr!

Temite said... 05 January 2009 03:41

Hot Dougie Boo,
How are you? I am so feeling this post. but sometimes life is so difficult that you need that extra six pense to force happiness on this miserable wretch = Shoe shopping! But then again never do tomorrow what can be done today cuz then when would you do what must be done tomorrow? I wish you bliss in this new year. XOXO

Funms-the rebirth said... 05 January 2009 05:51

hmmm procrastination!!!!!!! enemy of the nation........ need to make a few changes this yr regarding this

Afronuts said... 05 January 2009 15:43

Happy Nu year Doug!!
Dickens is a fav.
Luving the intellectual musing!

Riri said... 05 January 2009 22:01

I just Read ThIS!!
I SHALL LEAVE MY REAL COMMENT SOON..X

Afrobabe said... 05 January 2009 23:12

Yeah...I should probably start those sit ups now...

Oyin said... 06 January 2009 03:33

Hey Doug...

sorry I must say that I procasinate on alot of things, NOTE: wasnt on my list to do for 09 resolutions....I like being late

rayo said... 06 January 2009 12:28

apparently u read a lot of wonderful stuff. love this excerpt, hope to incorpor8 it in my lyf this year

Marjoram said... 06 January 2009 12:44

Happy new year doug,
m totally with you on the procrastination issue..

Anonymous said... 06 January 2009 14:22

If only Micawber had said Annual income, twenty pounds, annual expenditure 15 pounds, savings five pounds, result and happiness early retirement. :)

Buttercup said... 06 January 2009 16:53

im the queen of procrastination..its not even funny! may God help me this year..

StandTall-The Activist said... 06 January 2009 19:39

I think I have improved a lot in the procastination dept. Thank God

Happy nu yr once again

aloted said... 07 January 2009 13:49

deep post..

sorry i am a bit slow o..can u explain the second quote to me. thanks

MissLove said... 07 January 2009 18:39

thanks for preaching!!! happy new yr!

Jarrai said... 08 January 2009 18:32

good advise..esp the procastinating bit!! i am a recurring offender when it come to it....new year resolution #3..reduce procastination

Happy new year xx

Riri said... 09 January 2009 03:48

I still havent left a proper comment ..i'm coming back..lol
its just that i have exams and ive been busy ..okay so i love this ..this is very ..how to say .. enlighteneing (is that how to spell it)quite deep..i'm yet to fully understand and procastination ..hmmn.. no i dont think i'm part of that ..lol
xxx

Vera Ezimora said... 09 January 2009 09:09

My favorite is "...My advice is, never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is a thief of time. Collar him!"

Ah, the thing don get me tire!!! I keep procastinating....

Goodness!! May God deliver me. It's a terrible habit.

Shubby Doo said... 09 January 2009 18:03

my mother used to say that all the time...

'...never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is a thief of time.'

happy new year to you hot dougie ;-)

SOLOMONSYDELLE said... 09 January 2009 23:24

happy to know I am not the only one working on this procrastination isuue...

Oyin said... 10 January 2009 05:45

hey was kinda missing your pic....but I think I know why you took your pic off. Just ran into someone else...and I thought it was your comment but it was someone else....so hmmm, why not show your own face, no one could copy that....lol

CaramelD said... 10 January 2009 22:52

BLOGSVILLE BFF! HAPPY NEW YEAR! I had no idea that that is where that quote came from! Amazing!!

OK, so no time wasting and no over spending, let's do this!!!! hahahaha

Naughty Eyes said... 11 January 2009 03:45

Dickens was so right! Where was he when I was burning my salary like air?
I really agree with Anonymous on the saving thing though. I need to convert all those wasted hours to their monetary equivalents. Any ideas?
Hate to do this (I feel your anguish man, truly) but some blogging sprite has forced me yet again (at gunpoint) to tag you. Check my Media Nemesis blog for details.

bumight said... 12 January 2009 05:37

Annual income, twenty pounds; annual expenditure, nineteen ninety-six; result, happiness. Annual income, twenty pounds; annual expenditure, twenty pounds ought and six; result, misery

much needed. especially in this time of credit crunch, lol

Happy New year dude!

doug said... 12 January 2009 08:53

@Everyone: Sorry for the weeklong silence...been away for a bit. How are you guys doing?

@Danny: You need to man. The dude is just amazing. I'm a bit of a slow reader but I read Dickens even slower 'cos I find myself often taken a moment to wonder at how he constructs his words. Just awesome! The Screwtape Letters was an amazing book man. CS Lewis has two great qualities...a keen intellect...and clarity of expression.

@Just...Toluwa: Thank you Toluwa. How's the move to GA going? And I replied your comment.

@Temite: LOL! Shoe shopping ko!! mscheeeeew!!! I agree with you on the part about tomorrow though. Simple but very true. I wish you even more bliss Temi!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

@Funms: I need to too. I need to make much more than a few, believe it. Have a great year Funmi.

@Afronuts: Happy new year to you too Afro! Yah Dickens rocks...royally!

@Riri: LOL...looking forward to reading your 'real' comment.

@Afrobabe: lol! darned right you should!!! Whats sexiness with a flabby stomach? lol

@Oyin: You like it? Well to each his own I guess.

@rayo: Hmm...I suppose I do. Love that you love it. And yah, it'd help to live it.LOL. That kinda rhymed didnt it? hehe

@Marjoram: Happy New year Marjie!!!

@Anonymous: Hmm...ver read or listened to 'Rich dad poor dad'? It might challenge your perspective on the 'saving for retirement' logic.

@Buttercup: Burrakoooopu!!!! I'll be praying for you booboo!!!

@StandTall: Ore mi atata!!! That's a good thing. Procrastination is never a virtue. I'm thanking God with you. Happy new year to you too!

@aloted: First of all, I've read your blog, so don't feed me the 'I'm a bit slow' BS...I don't believe it. The second quote is basically saying that you shouldn't live above your means. To rephrase it: if you earn 20 naira a year and spend 19 you're high and dry; if you earn 20 naira a year and spend 21; you're on the way to being drowned in debt. You see Mr. Micawber had failed to follow that rule and was so deep in debt that he lost everything he had and was thrown into Debtors Prison. Thats why he felt obligated to give David this piece of advice. Hope that straightens it out a bit. Happy New year!

@MissLove: Thanks for reading! Lol! Happy New year to you too!!!

@Jarrai: It seems that everyone is, Jarrai. Happy new year!!!

@Riri: LOL. Still expecting your 'real' comment then. Lose the 'e' before the 'ing'. As in 'enlightening'. Though I think that was a typo. It really isn't so complex. I think it's the grammar that makes it seem so. Remember that it was written 159 years ago. Basically its saying two things: dont procrastinate, and don't live above your means. Good luck with your exams!!!

@Vera: E tire me too o Vera. It's a horrific habit. God help us all.

@Shubby Doo: You just had to start the year with a potshot huh? LOL. How was your holiday? The jollificating must have been wonderful since I didn't see any trace of you anywhere in blogsville the whole time.

@SOLOMONSYDELLE: Happy to know you're happy to know that.LOL

@Oyin: ummm...actually I didn't even know I'd taken it off. Must have been when I was changing my random question. Oh someone used the same pic? That sucks! I feel scandalized!!! I'm going to your blog to see who it was. My own face? Ummmm.....HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL NOOOOO!!!! LOL

@CaramelD: Caramel! How you dey? How's life in the village? LOL. Yah lets do this!!!! I wish it were that easy.

@Naughty Eyes: Man I'm trying to cook up ideas myself o. Ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Mscheeeeew! Another tag?????!!!! At gunpoint ko! Mscheeeeew!!! Anyway sha because na you...I dey go your blog now.

@bumight: Yup...timeless words. Happy new year too dude!!!!

CaramelD said... 13 January 2009 13:33

Vilage life was just dandy, I tie wrapper with the best of them and my yam pounding skills are in still in top form ;) How was your break, are you cool?

Lolia said... 13 January 2009 17:36

I missed youuuuuuuuuuu!

Happy New Year dear!

And no procrastinating, it's 2009 :) {Wish I could tell myself the same lol}

NigerianDramaQueen said... 14 January 2009 05:44

Unfortunately, I am the queen of procrastination. Right now, I am trying to decide between doing my homework thats due 2mrw morning, or sleeping. Ahhh sleep wins.
I will stop procrastinating...tommorow!LOL

Jaycee said... 15 January 2009 21:54

Okay, apart from the lovely lesson I have learned from this post, you just made me want to read David Copperfield...again.

Read it as a young dame!

doug said... 16 January 2009 16:51

@CaramelD: Pounding skills! LOL. I would never have known! I'm cool o, thank you. My break was rather lonesome aside from having a few swigs with some friends. Though I chose to have it that way I must admit.

@Lolia: I meeezed you too Lolly! LOL. Happy new year to you too! How was Nigeria? And the family? No procrastinating o! But I've already done enough of it after putting up this post. [sigh]

@NDQ: The Queen is back! Whats up now? Did you hit all the hot joints in Nigeria? Did you dazzle them with your superb intellect and well-shaved legs? Did you frazzook and frambooze them with your short jogging gear? :d hehehe!

P.S Don't go looking in the dictionary for 'frazzook' and 'frambooze' o!

@Jaycee: It's a lovely book. I went back to read it again after putting up this post. Still doing so. A young dame. LOL. You still are I'm sure...

Riri said... 23 January 2009 01:36

Real Comment :

lol... i guess its not so complex then... anyhu like i said proocrastination i'm not part of that ..
but living above your means..hmmn..thats what i was talking about the other day with someone..i've been part of that ..not staying in my line ..trying to get on some other linbe..leaving above my means basically ..see u around!! xxx

my best parts:
'My dear young friend', said Micawber, 'I am older than you; a man of some experience in life, and - and of some experience, in short, in difficulties, generally speaking

and Still my advice is so far worth taking that - in short, that I have never taken it myself,
cuz i give a lot of advice but never take my own advice too..

xoxo

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